Mystical Truth Palpable Absurdity

A question I’m sure many are wanting to know the answer to, it doesn’t seem that hard?

To become a Freemason 

Viewers of Baywatch may have thought they were watching the good leader Mitch Buchannon — whose main job as head lifeguard is to watch over the righteous babes at the beach, and save/slay them. But can we be sure that the show in question is actually Baywatch? Well, count the number of letters in Rumplestiltskin and Peter Pan. 15 and 8, right? Now look at those bible verses again. Find the 15th word of verse 35 - and the 8th word from the end of verse 32. Put them together.

The Hoff creeps me out but really, The Antichrist?

We’re not going to tell you much about it, except that its a very altruistic little site and loves to be talked about.

Check out Linkie Winkie 

“While Mario is smashing and stomping his way across the Mushroom Kingdom, a popular government is being overthrown! Does this not bring our minds to the Russian Revolution, where the entire Royal family was deposed and executed by communists? Is the portrayal of kings as vile reptiles not an important message? One wonders what will become of the Princess he is attempting to “rescue” once Red Mario seizes power himself…”

Say it ain’t so Mario

This has got to be one of the more interesting (and possibly true) conspiracies that I have come across. What really happened to Dave Chappelle to send him over the edge?

The Chappelle Theory

Optimus Prime is is the New Wave

He’s a leader, a being, a very true friend,
he’ll fight till he falls, he won’t quit till the end.

His name rings like music, of power and song,
it strikes fear in the hearts of those who do wrong.

It starts with a O, and ends with an E,
it’s Optimus Prime, who else would it be?

A tribute to Optimus Prime

Broccoli Man

“Just as Poland had a rebellion against totalitarianism, I am rebelling against broccoli, and I refuse to give ground. I do not like broccoli, and I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”

Broccoliman

This is someone holding a stuffed animal of a monkey, but it could just as easily be a photo of Yeti being taken to school by his brother for a yearbook shoot.

Yeti Fever!

This is very impressive! 8 bit Pixel goodness!! Mr Wong’s Soup’Partments!

From the fantastically disturbed mind of Normal Bob Smith. Jesus dress up is the best fun i’ve had for a while, god I wish I got the sort of random hate mail he gets. Plus… Wizard of Oz/Jesus Dress Up