David Hasselhoff is the Antichrist
Viewers of Baywatch may have thought they were watching the good leader Mitch Buchannon — whose main job as head lifeguard is to watch over the righteous babes at the beach, and save/slay them. But can we be sure that the show in question is actually Baywatch? Well, count the number of letters in Rumplestiltskin and Peter Pan. 15 and 8, right? Now look at those bible verses again. Find the 15th word of verse 35 - and the 8th word from the end of verse 32. Put them together.
