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Macgyver
2008
A decision America won't regret
In times
of great need, people look for a great man to show them the
way and lead them to a brighter future...
Look no
more America, that man is here.
“Human
nature. I do something nice for you, you do something nice
for me, like not kill me. Next thing you know, we're friends.”
Macgyver
Macgyver
understands the needs of the average American, tax breaks,
free swiss army knifes for every child. A free Houseboat for
every American! War on Terror? Macgyver will take care of
this in under twenty four hours once elected, no blood shed,
just common sense. His solution for Iraq? a roll of toilet
paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string. That's all Macgyver
will need for a democratic and free Middle East, Osama Bin
Laden? Delivered to Washington smarting from one line quips
and red-faced from a beating by a man armed with no more than
a piece of chalk and an onion.
This all
within a week of Macgyver entering the White House...
Macgyver
2008, The smart choice.
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